“Al Gore to host ‘green’ inaugural ball” – So, does this mean they have to arrive in horse and buggy?

And burn candles?

Can Al fly to Washington in HIS private jet and then take an SUV to the party?

What else will they have to GIVE UP to make it “green”?

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2008/dec/11/al-gore-host-green-inaugural-ball/

Chosen Answer:

I think they should harness the power being used on Gore’s pool house to run his little shindig. Considering the huge carbon footprint it has, we could probably have one in every major city in America.
by: *~*~*♥*~*~* Princess
on: 13th December 08

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14 Responses to ““Al Gore to host ‘green’ inaugural ball” – So, does this mean they have to arrive in horse and buggy?”

  1. Blue says:

    Well, I know you live the Midwestern burbs, but here in the big scary liberal East coast we have this amazing thing called public transit and we walk.

    Imagine that…we also walk to the grocery store and to work and to events. It must be a scary thought to you people.

  2. Pragmatist says:

    They are going to have to buy a lot of candles.

  3. Fretless says:

    Seems like there’s a description of what’s going to happen right there in the link you posted. No need for stupid questions at all…

    Hmmmm…

  4. Time travler says:

    A bicycle would be Ok too. Now we will see how much the Gore lovers walk the walk including him. They will all arrive in there biggest limo’s.

  5. agent456a says:

    It means he has more corporations he is a shill for, and more dirty work to do.

  6. Why Don't People Like Me? 2 says:

    Yes, horse and buggies and rickshaws pulled by global warming deniers.

    I would suggest to Obama that the best way to have a green inaugural ball is to have my wife do all the cooking for it.

  7. Obama's SS Security Force says:

    The only thing “green” about Gore is the mold in his underpants for lack of changing them on a regular basis.

  8. OU812 says:

    You obviously do not know what green means.

    BTW Al Gore may charter a private plane but he doesn’t own one If I hail a cab is it mine?

  9. shark says:

    Bycicle – but he’s too fat

  10. Frankie Coletta says:

    They can’t use a horse because they ‘pass-wind’ which is harming the ozone layer.(wink-wink)

  11. CwboyBill says:

    Maybe hybrid jets?

  12. Swearfinger says:

    He had better get this done before the animal fart tax takes hold. Between all the carbon dioxide being emitted from those “no longer global warming but CLIMATE CHANGE” windbags and the horses farting, causing dangerous methane gas to be released, this could wind up being a travesty. Since Algore created the internet, they should hold one giant nationwide web cast. This way animals that pollute will not have to be exploited. Algore’s private jet can stay on the ground. Pelosi and Reed SUV’s and other limos don’t have to idle wastefully in the parking lot. The carbon footprint will be enormous. I don’t suppose they are holding it in California where they would have to pay carbon off set fees due to the footprint on the environment that would be left in its wake?

  13. *~*~*♥*~*~* Princess says:

    I think they should harness the power being used on Gore’s pool house to run his little shindig. Considering the huge carbon footprint it has, we could probably have one in every major city in America.

  14. Truth B. Told SHRUGGED says:

    Yes, but they better plug that horse up in case it has gastric issues…wouldn’t want to pollute the environment with its methane gasses. Heck, I probably just gave ‘ole Al an excuse to drive an SUV!

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